I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
MY FAVOURITE THING
I heard the voices and tones in my head while reading this.
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
- that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that i’m making jesus sad